I'm Alex. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to cosplay as a Scarecrow and I really enjoy a nice lucha show. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded".

 

onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high)

servbot42:

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

you’d have thought jesus would recommend a better game

servbot42:

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

you’d have thought jesus would recommend a better game

If I’m in Avengers 2, everyone will know it ‘cause I’m gonna run through Times Square butt ass naked with Avengers 2 tattooed across my chest.

Anthony Mackie, on whether Marvel could keep him being in AVENGERS 2 secret

(via marvelassembles)

(Source: wintesoldieriscoming)

heckacute:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.